The Mars rover made an astonishing discovery last week: there's life on the 5th planet from the sun! A strange creature that walked on two feet but ran on four feet was spotted by the monitors and transmitted to Earth!
Scientists receiving the transmissions were astounded to see a being with the distorted appearance of a oversized feline run in front of the Rover, turn around, and head back across its path. The vehicle could not be stopped in time, and ran over the animal, crushing it.
One of the Earthside scientists gasped and spoke to the others in dismay; "Oh no! Curiosity killed the Cat!"