The Worse Duck joke ever…

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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?"
the barman replies, "No."
the duck asks, "Got any bread?"
the barman, "No!"
"Got any bread?"
"I said, N-O NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask me one more fucking time if I've got any bread, I'm
going to nail your fucking beak to the bar!!
WE HAVE NO FUCKING BREAD!!!"
"Got any nails?"
"No!"
"Got any bread?"

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