Zoo denies Noel Gallagher spider story claims

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Monday, 3 September 2012

Vets at St Helier Zoo have blamed backstage hysteria at the Jersey Live gig after some sort of creepy-crawly reportedly jumped out of Noel Gallagher's guitar case.

After conducting various tests - including toxicology - they have finally established just what it is that scared Noel's roadies witless.

"It's an exotic arthropod alright," invertebrates keeper Dr Cat Arpilla said this afternoon.

"But it's no spider, just a harmless old Daddy Bong Legs!"

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