He's made a right tit of himself in the phone hacking saga which cops plan to commemorate with a wee little raid.
Arrest warrants for much of the Government and Opposition front benches have just been signed in Operation Booby.
Their silence over ex-PM Blair 'a national disgrace'.
"A priceless work of art is our Tony," a Fraud Squad source said today, "a living masterpiece of Iraq War crap.
"We've spun a teaser about immortalizing him in a Palace of Westminster sculpture.
"Should throw the scent off Cameron until at least Monday."
You can see live coverage of the Commons raid on Channel 4 in between Paralympic breaststrokes and bungee jumping.