Tony Blair to be honoured with Parliament bust, heheh, say cops

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Friday, 31 August 2012

He's made a right tit of himself in the phone hacking saga which cops plan to commemorate with a wee little raid.

Arrest warrants for much of the Government and Opposition front benches have just been signed in Operation Booby.

Their silence over ex-PM Blair 'a national disgrace'.

"A priceless work of art is our Tony," a Fraud Squad source said today, "a living masterpiece of Iraq War crap.

"We've spun a teaser about immortalizing him in a Palace of Westminster sculpture.

"Should throw the scent off Cameron until at least Monday."

You can see live coverage of the Commons raid on Channel 4 in between Paralympic breaststrokes and bungee jumping.

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