Submitted by James Watts

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Thursday, 30 August 2012

Betty was at a friends wedding. Her father asked her to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but she figured what the hell.

Betty asked, "So, are you enjoying yourself Richard?"

He said, "I prefer Dick."

Betty said, "Well so do I, but what does that have to do with anything?"

Which was odd, as his name was...>Fergus McCarthy.

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