Men In Tights: Tutu and Blair

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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

There are reports tonight that Archbishop Desmond Tutu 'has refused to share the stage' with Tony Blair at a performance of The Nutcracker Suite next week.

Instead both prima ballerinas will now audition for the lead role of the Sugar Plum Fairy in a new take on Alan Sugar's The Apprentice.

The Dunce of the Seven Veils will be performed in the nude.

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