There was the perfect man - who met the perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was - of course perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas Eve, as the perfect couple were driving along a winding road - they noticed someone at the road-side in distress!
Being the perfect couple, they stopped and asked if they could be of help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys he'd unloaded from his broken down Sleigh!
Not wanting the children to be let-down, the perfect couple loaded the toys in their vehicle, and lifted them with Santa Claus, and delivered them and Santa to the children's homes.
When they were driving along to the second kid on Santa's list's home, the perfect couple's car skidded on the ice and crashed into a tree!
Unfortunately only one of them survived - Who was it?
It was the perfect woman - but why only her?
She was the only one that existed in the first place!
Everyone knows that there is no Santa Claus.
Everyone knows there is no such thing a a perfect man.
'A Male's Response'
So, if there is no such thing as a perfect man, and no such thing as Santa Claus - the perfect woman must have been driving the car..
'This explains why the accident happened in the first place!'