An expectant Fergus rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground.
"How's it going?" he asked.
"Fine," came the answer, "We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
It was then Fergus realised his wife had cheated on him, as he had suspected, with a Drake from Bodmington.