Fergus The Bachelor

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Sunday, 26 August 2012

Two confirmed bachelors, one of them, not surprisingly, Fergus McCarthy, were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said Fergus, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'"

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