The celebate newlyweds

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Thursday, 23 August 2012

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young
Newly wed couple wanted to join a church.
The minister said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The minister went to the elderly couple and asked,
"Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, minister."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the minister.
The minister went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I
had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the minister.
The minister then went to the newlywed couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No minister, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
the young man replied sadly. "What Happened?" inquired the minister.
"My wife was reaching for a tin of beans on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and
took heavy advantage of her right there and then."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in
our church," stated the minister.
"We know." said the young man, sadly "In fact we're not welcome at
Tesco anymore either."

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