Shed "I'm sure you'll be please with the purchase of your new rabbit, Ma'am."
"Oh, I'm sure I will. My kids have been begging me for one." "Won't you need a few bags of food?"
"Oh. Right. Yes. Start me with enough for two weeks."
"Fine. That will be $165.20."
"WHAT? For rabbit food? I should go down the street."
"Won't help. You've heard the travel news. No matter where you go, the hare fare has gone up"
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