The Kerosene Lantern

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Friday, 17 August 2012

Mary went to an antiques store and bought a small, old-fashioned, kerosene lantern. But when she got it home, she found it infested with small albino insects that had recently vacated their former home on a dog.

So do you know what Mary actually had?

Mary had a little lamp. Its fleas were white as snow.

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