NASA Curiosity Rover finds Mars Bar remains

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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Space - Alien ancestors of Marianne Faithfull and Mick Jagger have been discovered in a Martian cocktail bar on the distant red planet.

Images of the fossilized rock chick and her hellraiser lover were beamed back today to NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory at Pasadena, California for analysis.

"Seems like they were knocking back highballs during a Did-The-Earth-Move-For-You-Darlin' moment," the Agency's picture editor commented, "when some sort of seismic tragedy struck their space shuttle.

"Whole place looks like it's been trashed by a rogue parking meteor."

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