Tourist Killed

Submitted by James Watts

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Saturday, 4 August 2012

An Asian man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen, but gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week.

The lady says, "Fluctuations. "

The Asian man says, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

The lady, fearing she was going to be robbed, pulled out a Glock and shot the visitor dead.

"Fuck you!" she cried as she pumped more bullets into his liefeless corpse "Fuck You! Fuck You!"

Sadly this scene was witnessed by the poor man's children.

And his dog.

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