Italian in the USA

Submitted by James Watts
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Friday, 3 August 2012

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend to spella Mississippi."

Unfortunately the daft American still not understand. She pulled out a colt 45 and shot the Italian between the eyes.

He had a 3 year old daughter..who desperately misses her father.

He was in the US doing charity work.

Very sad.

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