Pope Visits......

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Thursday, 2 August 2012

The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?".

"No Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not".

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?", Dopey questions.

"No Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."

"Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"No Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

And softly in the background the six remaining dwarves start chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin."

Dopey, dismayed by his bestiality and ashamed beyond condolence later overdosed on ambien.

The other dwarfs were horrified by this and made it their lives mission to hunt down the penguin that had duped Dopey into sex, resulting in the eventual bludgeoning of actor Danny De Vito.

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