God CHEATS at Golf

Submitted by James Watts
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Thursday, 2 August 2012

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th hole and Moses gets to tee-off first; he hits his ball into the water. Next up is Jesus, and he does the same as Moses, hits it right into the water. Next up is the old man and he hits it right into the water with Moses and Jesus.

All three approach the edge of the pond. Moses walks up a little closer, throws his arms high nto the air and the water of the pond begins to part down the middle. He walks down to his ball, hits it out of the pond and into the hole.

Next up,Jesus. He walks out onto the water and his ball floats up to the surface, so he hits his ball off of the water into the hole. The old man decides he will try something cool so he walks into the water and hits his ball, which flies out of the water, hits a bird,bounces off a tree, then gets deflected off the pin and hits a rabbit then bounces into the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says," That is just total bullshit, I am sick of this cheating two faced twat! One minute it is love thy neighbour and do the right thing next he just rips people of. To be honest, I have to question his motives, his actual existence and his ability to play golf......maybe we should seek an alternative God to worship....Zeus seemed okay, where is he these days?"

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