Police Hunt Killer

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Thursday, 2 August 2012

A local man was found murdered in his home in Leeds over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks.

Police suspect it is the work of a.......mad man.

When prompted by reporters if they were looking for a a cereal killer the police stated that that was an old joke and that they would not be pulled into a ridiculous joke, just for the sake of it, however did state that two gay black men may have been responsible so be on the look out for some cocoa puffs.

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