Man In Disco

Submitted by James Watts
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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

I took my wife to this disco dance, last weekend at a "Liverpool Club".

There was a guy there, out on the dance floor, giving it large.
He was breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips . . you name it , he did it".

Me wife says to me, "That fella proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down."

I said, "Looks like he's still f**king celebrating....!!! "

The man, who was dancing overheard the comment and approached me.

"What you looking at?" he said and in typical Scouse fashion, he headbutted me, stealing my mobile phone in the process.

Later that night I packed my bags and left the wife, she is nothing but trouble.


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