Arsenal's Thomas Vermaelen got up close and personal with assistant referee Sian Massey during his side's 2-0 friendly loss to Manchester City in Beijing.
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Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini believes the Premier League champions will be announcing new signings within the next fortnight.
(Manchester Evening News)
Surely he means... EVERY FORTNIGHT???
Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes reveals he would have returned for England in the European Championships but he never received a phone call from manager Roy Hodgson.
The word on the street is, Roy still uses carrier pigeons for important messages, but it must have got lost...