Queen drops dead shock-horror!

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Saturday, 28 July 2012

There are reports this weekend that the Queen has died in a jewel carriageway incident on the M69.

Long suspected of being 'Hitler's Daughter' Elizabeth Windsor was on her way to much-needed vacation.

"Apparently she was just reading official Government Red Box papers in the back of her Roller," a bellhop at the nearby Seizures Palace Motel tweeted this morning...

"...when she realised she'd just inherited her father's gas bill!"

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