For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant two quid, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 pence."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "This is a snuff movie in an undergrand cinema, the fact you are here says more about you than anything else. The fact you are even discussing popcorn, let alone buying it, to eat while watching a depraved movie is simply astounding. Good day to you sir, good day!"