An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awfull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "See tht young man over there, the trainee nurse, well I am having an illicit homosexual affair with him and he rogers me senseless every night."