Drunk Man Executed

Submitted by James Watts

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Wednesday, 25 July 2012

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD."

The drunk promptly fainted.

The court bailiff commenced to reviving the man, and looked up at the judge, at which time the judge responded "when he comes around, find a rope and we will string this waste of oxygen up so everyone can see I am not fucking about."

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