Sixteen!

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Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Me mate Joe was walking through town the other day, when he heard this chanting...a bit like a football crowd...

"Sixteen!" clap clap clap "Sixteen!" clap clap clap "Sixteen!" clap clap clap.

Anyroad, he was intrigued was Joe. So he decided to try to find out what was going on.

So what he did, right, was, he started walking towards the source of the noise, like you do. With noises...and stuff...

It was getting louder.

"Sixteen!" clap clap clap "Sixteen!" clap clap clap "Sixteen!" clap clap clap...

Eventually, he comes to where the source of the noise is, and it's an eight foot high wooden fence.

So he walks around it for a bit, trying to work out what's going on, like, but he can't see.

All he can hear is:

"Sixteen!" clap clap clap "Sixteen!" clap clap clap...over and over again.

So he eventually comes across this knot-hole in the fence, and he decides to take a peek through the hole.

As he does that, somebody's fingertip pokes him viciously in the eye from the other side.

"Aaaarrrggh!" he screams, in pain and agony. "Aaaarrrrrghhh!"

"Seventeen!" clap clap clap "Seventeen!" clap clap clap "Seventeen!" clap clap clap.

Please yourselves.

My words, but a retelling of a gem. Made me laugh anyway.

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