Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
At this point the Frenchmen hung up the phone and immediately made a formal complaint about the psychic for initially calling him a frog and then for the perceived threat of violence, resulting in his death at the hands of an UNDER AGE child.
http://www.ahajokes.com/ani004.html (Attributed and modified by me)