One could define old age as that time of life when . . .
• Actions creak louder than words.
• Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
• Winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.
• You're grounded for several days after flying high for one night.
• You want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
• You should be mending your weighs.
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