Old Age Defined

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Saturday, 28 July 2012

One could define old age as that time of life when . . .

• Actions creak louder than words.

• Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

• Winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

• You're grounded for several days after flying high for one night.

• You want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.

• You should be mending your weighs.

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