Two fast food industry CEO discussing their products

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Tuesday, 10 July 2012

1st Fast Food CEO: "See this pink goop, this is what we use to make the food with. It saves us a ton of money."
2nd Fast Food CEO: "But that isn't real food."
1st Fast Food CEO: "Well, of course it isn't real food but that doesn't matter. We make it taste and smell like real food and they won't care."
2nd Fast Food CEO: "But won't they catch on when they start to get sick from it?"
1st Fast Food CEO: "Don't worry, we've already got experts standing by for when that happens."

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