Man goes into the doctor's and says "I'm addicted to Twitter". Doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you".
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what. Never again.
How can you text someone to tell them a relative has died if your name is Lol
To the man on crutches who stole my wallet and camouflage outfit - you can hide, but you can't run
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Monday, 9 July 2012

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