The Sexual Harassment Consent Form

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Friday, 27 July 2012

Sexual Harassment Form 040447339/TIT/30278837/Grope

Name: _______________________________ SOCIAL SECURITY No:___________

ADDRESS: ____________________________

CITY: _________________________________

STAFF ELEMENT: ______________________

HOME PHONE No.: _______________________

MALE: ____________ FEMALE: __________

Office Contact No.: _____________________

Sexual Preferences:

Male - Female ....

Female - Female ....

Male - Male ....

All of the Above ....

None of the Above - Please Specify: _____________________

I Consent to the following forms of Sexual Harassment:

Salutatory Greeting: _____________________

Eye-to-Eye Contact: ______________________

Eye-to-Bust Contact: _____________________

Eye-to-Below Waist Contact: ______________

Heavy breathing on:

Neck: _________________

Ear: __________________

Fridays: ________________

Other: ________________

Hands on:
Body: ___________________________

Shoulder: _______________________

Waist: __________________________

Gluteus Maximus: ________________

Other: __________________________

Feelies: _________________________________

Gropies: _________________________________

Penetration (however slight): ____________

Other: ___________________________________

All of the above: ________________________


Misellaneous: I WILL I WILL NOT

1. Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products, appliances, etc. to be used during sexual harassment.

2. Assist in procurement and maintenance of various types of sustaining apparatus.

3. Clean up.


I Certify that I will accept Sexual Harassment from:

Anyone: ____________________________________

Anyone But: ________________________________

Only: ______________________________________

Caution:
By applying your signature to this consent form, you will be committing yourself unconditionally to the acceptance of varying degrees of intrusionalistic activities and interest of office perverts, Spoof writers, weirdos, William Hague (if male), Liberal Democrats, and Big Issue sellers.

Clause 8837//449035:
In the event of the Sexual Harassment being performed or attempted to be performed by any Sexual Harasser who has received any cautions, warnings, prison sentences, criminal charges, suspended sentences, probation, or drinks cheap imported Vodka, and have harassed within the guidelines, rules, and the validity of all clauses within the scope of the neutralisation of the said agreement, will enable the legalisation of any claims you wish to make through the Unemployed Nottingham Consultancy Solicitors, on 0115 962664848


SIGNATURE: _______________________________________ DATE: ___________

This form is to be reviewed by immediate supervisor annually, prior to
performance rating and evaluation.


Found in original form @ laughnet.net - fun.twilightwap.com - & cyberslayers.co.uk/jokes - groups.google.com - freewebs.com - among many other sites

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