You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.
You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble!
You tried to join the US Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon
and torture you for information.
You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and
crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.
Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers
of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.
You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't
that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
You have no life.
You recognize more than 4 references on this list.
You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you
calculated for the planet Vulcan!