Ensure you are insured correctly and with the correct insurance company before embarking on diverse sexual liaisons.
The following is a list of the recommended insurance companies for such activities.
Sex with your Wife - Legal & General
Sex with your Future Wife - Mutual Trust
Sex with your Secretary - Employers Liability
Sex with a Prostitute - Commercial Union
Sex on the Telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your Biographer - Quote Me Happy
Sex in a Hurry - Insure & Go
Sex with your Boyfriend - Standard Life
Sex with a Transvestite - Confused.Com
Sex with some one different - Go compare .Com
Sex with an Sailor - Admiral
Sex with a Fat Bird - More Than
Sex with an Senior Citizen - Saga
Sex with a Posh Bird - Privilege .com
Sex with a Sheep - National Farmers Union
Sex with a Millionaire - BUPA
Sex with a Nurse - Clerical Medical
Sex with a Vicar - Ecclesiastical Insurance
Sex with a Royal Personage - Guardian Royal Exchange Assurance
Sex with a desperate Glaswegian Woman - Scottish Widows
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