A man is in a hospital bed with an oxygen masked over his nose and mouth drowsy recovering from the effects of the drugs he has been given. a nurse standing over him checking his vital signs.
"Are me testicles black?" he mumbles weakly through the mask.
The nurse lifts up his gown holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other bends down and inspects him very closely for several seconds.
She tells him "No nothing wrong in that department you are fine nothing to worry about." with that she removes his mask.
The man smiles "Thank you nurse that was very kind of you and nice way to wake up but what I said was "Are my test results back!"