Ten Funny One-liners!

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Saturday, 7 July 2012

1)
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death!

2)
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid...then I was petrified!

3)
The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back!

4)
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time!

5)
I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move!

6)
I was driving this morning when I saw an Automobile Association van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown".

7)
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor"
I thought, "What a good idea, why don't we have them back in England?"

8)
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "

9)
I think that Death is hereditary!

10)
One day I was sitting in the park wondering to myself why frisbees seem to grow larger... then it hit me!

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