Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks, and watch follow suit. The instructor, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oy, I am only following your instructions," he says.
"It says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief.'"