The Limerick Town Council meeting was well into the second hour when Fenton O'Toole stood up to speak.
"I propose we spend five thousand for a new chandelier for the main meetin' room," he demanded loudly.
At that, Kid Doyle, his arch-enemy in everything, jumped up and screamed, "Five-Thousand for a chandelier! Are ye daft, man? And there's not a single one of us in the room who can play it!
"I propose we spend five thousand for a new chandelier for the main meetin' room," he demanded loudly.
At that, Kid Doyle, his arch-enemy in everything, jumped up and screamed, "Five-Thousand for a chandelier! Are ye daft, man? And there's not a single one of us in the room who can play it!

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