- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car's
- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster
you own turns bread into charcoal.
- If you have more toys than your kids.
- If you need a checklist to turn on the TV.
- If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.
- If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how
- If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.
- If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and
you rush up to the front to fix it.
- If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your
- If you have memorized the programs scheduled for the Discovery
Channel and have seen most of the shows already.