You are a Nerd If...

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Tuesday, 29 May 2012

- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car's
tires

- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster
you own turns bread into charcoal.

- If you have more toys than your kids.

- If you need a checklist to turn on the TV.

- If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.

- If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how
they work.

- If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.

- If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and
you rush up to the front to fix it.

- If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your
anniversary.

- If you have memorized the programs scheduled for the Discovery
Channel and have seen most of the shows already.

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