Not so much a joke, but I felt the need to share this with someone!
So my granddaughter is now 13 months old.
She sat in a fire engine at four months old at an open day and turned the lights and sirens on before anyone could stop her.
She knows how to defeat the keyboard lock on her mum's phone, her grandma's phone, and her grandpa's phone.
She knows that if having done so if she then runs her finger down it the faces move and when she presses one she knows they talk to her.
She can send text messages but they don't make a lot of sense all j's m's k's and very few vowels.
She can sent picture messages too. More than once she has sent me pictures of herself, the cat, her toys ....
She posted on my facebook wall. Again the message wasn't terribly meaningful ....
She is, just as I am, left handed. This I know because she holds the Fork in her left hand to spear bits of food on her plate.
And the letter M's she draws with a pencil (yes, honestly, at 13 months she is doodling with pencil and paper and can already write the first letter of her name!
But apparently last week she excelled herself.
She develeoped a nasty sore throat and was taken to the doctor's when it looked like it was turning into tonsillitis.
To get her to sit still and open her mouth the doctor sat her on his seat by the computer. After all she was only a baby what harm could she do. (He he!)
By the time he'd fitted the light to the dooberry thingy they stick in your gob to have a look, six of his emails had been deleted!
While he was looking in her ears she finished up and sent an email to the doctor's boss.
I am told there were a lot of ffffffffff#s ccccccccccccccc's uuuuuuuuuuuu's and the odd k in the email she composed.
Apparently the GP's boss rang up to enquire as to the meaning of the email.
To which the GP could only say "You just have to come and see this!"
She now has the dubious honour of being the youngest patient ever to have told the senior partner to go play with himself!
At this rate I reckon she'll have her first ASBO by this time next year.
Well either that or her first program on the Andriod market.
I've gotta go sort out some shite at Heathrow soon. I'm thinking of taking her along.
Anyone for airport chaos?