Upon seeing the preview for the new upcoming film about Margaret Thatcher, "The Iron Lady", the wife looked over at me and said "I wish I could be someone important like that."
"Nonsense my dear." I said "You are much more valuable!"
"Really?!?" She asked full of excitement.
"Absolutely" I said, "She is only the iron lady. You are the iron lady, the cleaning lady, and the cooking lady...."