A guy is driving around the back streets of Nottingham.
He sees a sign in front of an unkempt terraced house:
'Talking Dog For sale'.
So he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the garden.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks the dogs.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...'
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The man is amazed!
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten quid,' the guy says.
'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a bloody liar. He's never been out of the damned garden!'