After a visit to the whore house, a man notices green lumps on his willy, so he goes off to the doctors.
"Hmmmm says the doctor, not very nice, any idea how you came by these"
The man confesses he went to a whorehouse a few days earlier.
"Huh Huh, says the doctor, that would explain where it came from"
"Is it serious" says the man.
"Quite serious" says the doctor
"How serious is quite serious doctor" says the man.
"Well you know how wrestlers and boxers get cauliflower ears?"
"Yes" says the man seriously.
"Well" says the doctor "You've got brothel sprouts!"