Ian and Mark discuss tactics to deceive their wives!

Mark says to the Ian:

"I can never sneak into the house after I've been drinking. I've tried everything.

I turn the headlights off before I go up the drive.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off and creep upstairs.

I get undressed in the bathroom.

I do everything quietly, but then my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late!"

Ian replies: "Do what I do.

I screech into the driveway,

Slam the front door.

Stomp up the stairs.

Throw my shoes into the closet.

Jump into bed.

Slap my wife's bottom and say:

"How about a blow job then?"

She always pretends she's asleep!"