The Traffic Wardens Funeral

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Friday, 22 June 2012

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral a voice from inside the coffin screams " I not dead let me out let me out, let me out!"

The Vicar lent slowly forward with a smile and sucking in air through his clenched teeth he said quietly.

"Its to fecking late pal, the paperworks already been done!" then smiled contentedly to himself.

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