What's the difference between George Osborne and Ebenezer Scrooge?
One is a selfish, avaricious, piggish bastard who doesn't care for anyone else.
The other is an imaginary character created by Dickens.
This week, a group of MPs asked Chancellor Osborne what his 'Plan B' is if the current economic plan doesn't work.
The 'Plan B' discussion was difficult for Osborne, because it involves two areas where he's extremely vulnerable - the economy and the alphabet!
What did Osborne do when he missed the 66 Bus?
He took the 33 bus twice instead.