Product Registration

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Thursday, 10 May 2012

The following article was maliciously posted by an employee on the website of the McDonald Douglas Corporation.
Apparently it remained on the site for almost five weeks before someone pointed it out to senior officials, who had it removed.
It is as yet unknown as to how many "questionnaires" (if any) were returned….


Thank you for purchasing a McDonald Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [ ] Mr [ ] Mrs [ ] Ms [ ] Miss [ ] General [ ] Sir
[ ] Comrade [ ] Other

First name …………………………………………………..

Surname ……………………………………………………

Address ……………………………………………………….

Zip code ……………………………………………………….

Latitude - Longitude - Altitude ……………………………….

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

[ ] F-14 Tomcat
[ ] F-15 Eagle
[ ] F-16 Falcon
[ ] F-117A Stealth
[ ] Classified


3. Date of purchase (Year/ Month/ Day)
………/………/……….

4. Serial Number ………………………….

5. Please tick where product was purchased .
[ ] Received as gift
[ ] Catalogue/ Showroom
[ ] Independent Arms broker
[ ] Mail Order
[ ] Government Surplus

6. Please tick how you became aware of the McDonald Douglas product you have just purchased:
[ ] Heard loud noise and looked up
[ ] Store Display
[ ] Recommended by friend
[ ] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[ ] Was attacked by one

7. Please tick the location(s) where this product will be used.
[ ] North America
[ ] Central/South America
[ ] Europe
[ ] Middle East
[ ] Misc. Third World countries
[ ] Not yet decided

8 Please tick the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future
[ ] Colour TV
[ ] VCR
[ ] ICBM
[ ] CD Player
[ ] Home computer
[ ] Nuclear weapon(s)


9 How would you best describe yourself or your organisation

[ ] Communist / Socialist
[ ] Terrorist
[ ] Crazed
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Democratic
[ ] Corrupt
[ ] Primitive / Tribal


10 How did you pay for your product?

[ ] Deficit spending
[ ] Cash
[ ] Suitcases of cocaine
[ ] Oil revenues
[ ] Credit card
[ ] Ransom money
[ ] Travellers cheques


11 Your occupation ?

[ ] Homemaker
[ ] Sales / Marketing
[ ] Revolutionary
[ ] Cleric
[ ] Mercenary
[ ] Middle management
[ ] Tyrant
[ ] Student


12 To help us understand lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities that you and yours undertake

[ ] Golf
[ ] Sailing
[ ] Sabotage
[ ] Keeping fit
[ ] Propaganda / Disinformation
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Crushing rebellions
[ ] Mutually assured destruction

THANK YOU FOR TAKING PART IN THIS QUESTIONARRE. YOUR ANSWERS WILL BE USED IN MARKET STUDIES THAT WILL HELP US TO SERVE YOU BETTER IN THE FUTURE.

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