Snowboarder Jokes

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Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Why do snowboarders not use ski poles?

It feels more natural for them to push themselves along the ground using their knuckles.
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Why do snowboarders not use helmets?

There isn't that much to protect in the first place.
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Why do snowboarders have their earphones turned up so high?

Because there is so little between the ears to catch the sound.
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T LET THEM TRY!!!!!!!!! You'll end up having to help them pull pieces of glass out of places you wouldn't normally want to touch!
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Why do snowboarders love to listen to loud hard rock?

Because the sound echoes so beautifully off the vast open spaces in their skulls.

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