Harry Johnson and Dean Schlosser, two old friends, were out rabbit hunting one Saturday morning in November.
Suddenly, as Harry was stepping over a small bush, he grabbed his chest and fell to the ground, dead,
Dean took his cell phone out of his pocket and called 911.
"My friend Harry just dropped over dead, what should I do?"
"Are you sure he's dead?"
(Loud blast from a shotgun was heard on the phone)
"Now what do I do?"