20 Things that Men Are Like...part two

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Monday, 30 April 2012

21
Men are Like: Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you!

22
Men are Like: Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.

23
Men are Like: Cola.
Lovely and bubbly but soon go flat!

24
Men are Like: Kettles.
They get all hot and steamy when you plug them in but then they go off the boil!

25
Men are Like: Sports cars.
Too small, too high maintenance, and always trying to pick up your friends!

26
Men are Like: Martinis.
One isn't enough and two is usually too many!

27
Men are Like: Taxis.
There's usually another one coming along any minute.

28
Men are Like: Ladybirds.
You actually feel bad squashing the cute ones!

29
Men are Like: Aeroplanes.
Sometimes they fly, and sometimes they crash + burn.

30
Men are Like: House-plants.
Not very intelligent, but you're still supposed to talk to them!

31
Men are Like: Birth control.
Something always pops up and doesnt always work out as planned!

32
Men are Like: Cheap Easter Eggs.
They're hollow!

33
Men are Like: Puppies.
There your best friend when you give them a treat, but otherwise dont know who you are!

34
Men are Like: Mobile Phones.
Every women needs one, we just never know why!

35
Men are Like: Public Toilets.
Either taken or full of shit!

36
Men are Like: Pimples.
They pop up unexpectedley and are hard as hell to get rid of!

37
Men are Like: Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and of course, disposable!

38
Men are Like: An inch of water.
Really shallow and not that deep!

39
Men are Like: Haemorrhoids.
A huge pain in the ass"

40
Men are Like: Tits on a bull.
Completely useless!


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