20 Things that Men Are Like...part one

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Monday, 30 April 2012

1
Men are Like: Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

2
Men are Like: Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

3
Men are Like: Parking Spaces.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

4
Men are Like: Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

5
Men are Like: Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

6
Men are Like: Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

7
Men are Like: Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long!

8
Men are Like: Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

9
Men are Like: Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

10
Men are Like: Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

11
Men are Like: Ice Boxes.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

12
Men are Like: Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

13
Men are Like: Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

14
Men are Like: Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

15
Men are Like: Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

16
Men are Like: Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

17.
Men are Like: High Heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

18.
Men are Like: Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

19.
Men are Like: Holidays.
They never seem to be long enough!

20.
Men are Like: Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips!

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