Girls answers to questions on Men - 11>20

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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

11
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better!

12
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window!

13
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy!

14
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough!

15
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted!

16
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him!

17
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure!

18
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it!

19
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose!

20
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened!

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